Monday, November 05, 2007


Professionally angry TV court drama anchor Nancy Grace has relaxed her angry primary school teacher eyebrows enough to actually become the mother of twins; John David who weighed 5 lbs., 1 oz. at birth, and Lucy Elizabeth who weighed 2 lbs., 15 oz.

The thing about her is that she was so hardened from the repetitive performance of her self righteous crapfest TV show that when she got pregnant it was like a blow to her character. I wonder if having twins will make her less intolerant and judgmental. If it does then it’s goodbye TV career but if it doesn’t then she’s going to turn into a maniac being a freak all day at work and a mother at night.
One thing that’s for sure, her husband David Linch and those kids are almost certainly the only humans that have been inside Nancy Grace in years – who knows what he was on when THAT happened. A whole lot of silence and drinking would have happened afterwards though, that’s for sure. [source]

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