Wednesday, November 21, 2007


Fresh from the pointless celebrity cause school of thought that brought us the, albeit untrue, Paris Hilton backed charity for preventing elephants from getting drunk comes the Nicole Ritchie backed cause for preventing the unnecessary erosion of lampposts through the channeling of dog urine through a nifty little plastic cup device…oh my GOD, I don’t even believe that this is really happening.

This is either a complete lie or Ritchie met some random mad scientist in LA who was hanging out at Hyde or Koi or Chow or wherever the hell else they hang out, they god smashed together and she told him she loved his product so much she would put all her celebrity weight behind it. Wow, there’s a whole other tangent of criticism that could come out of that line.
So, here we are with Nicole Ritchie and Heather Mills hiring people while drunk and at nightclubs. I have to start going out more. [source]

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