In her attempt to lash out at media whore Heather Mills, Stella McCartney has graciously and kindly made a necklace pendant shaped like one leg – in homage to the one remaining leg she has. These bitches are worse than Nicole Ritchie and Paris Hilton and, oh…that rancid pointless ho Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag. God, just writing those names is exhausting. It’s so much effort with so little actual return.
When Americans lash out at each other there’s a certain pageantry and melodrama about it because Americans are so much more emotionally expressive than so many other types of people. Especially the British. Well, dead fish are more emotionally expressive than the British really aren’t they? It’s for that reason that Stella McCartney is fascinating and also kind of a pioneer in expressing her displeasure at the existence of Heather Mills. What actually happened between them? Who really cares. It's chaos and madness and that's all that matters.
Stella McCartney grew up surrounded by celebrities and millions of dollars, probably in a castle not to mention the fact that she’s an only child so she never really learned to share. Remember those kids at school who were only children and you’d go to their house and they’d snatch stuff out of your hands and cry and complain and get everything they wanted? And you’d watch kind of amazed that someone would act like that even though you were only 7? Well, that’s Stella McCartney. Except she’s the daughter of a cultural institution so she’s in the Paris Hilton genre. It’s better when the English crack. They have so much more pent up everything. That’s why they all like having sex in buckets of food. That’s right, all of them. [source]
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