I never write about people like Kim Kardashian because she and her fucking pointless “dead behind the eyes” family are a waste of time on TV. She’s famous entirely because she has a big ass, a sex tape and her family are peripherally connected to a bunch of showbiz personalities. The fact that “Keeping up with the Kardashians” the TV show is on TV at all indicates that America is so desperate to avoid itself right now that it will watch footage that contains about as much cultural nourishment as drying paint.
Also, and sincere apologies for stating the bleeding obvious but isn’t it interesting that to actually keep up with the Kardashians, one invariably has to take a sedative and lie down. It is interesting, isn’t it? I mean, Keeping Up with them really takes nothing as there’s nothing to keep up with. In fact, you might need to give them a freaking head start.
Having said that, I think it’s interesting that someone apparently robbed Kardashian at JFK and TMZ reports that they stole 50,000 dollars worth of jewels.
I think it’s interesting because there was a period of time when Paris Hilton was getting shat on by people who just kept stealing her sidekick and leaking everything of hers to the media to embarrass her. She was even quoted as saying, “I don’t know why this kind of thing keeps happening to me.”
Of course, we all knew. We knew that it was because she is a bat shit bland, trumped whore who people don’t ultimately consider human so one minute you have her as the Princess of America and the next she’s being spit on and dehumanized and it’s all at the whim of the American people and the media.
Perhaps that’s what happens when you market yourself based on nothing and people actually buy in. Seeing as you control nothing linking to your public persona you have to endure the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. Perez Hilton stipulates that this is merely a vehicle to release another sex tape which makes sense.
After all, the TV show she’s on is so completely coma inducing, they’d better come up with something else out there to keep her employable. [source]
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