It’s not exactly news anymore but you know, why not quickly check in with the Brit meister to see what unhinged shenanigans she’s been indulging in today. Finding out the extent to which Britney has managed to cause a scene has sort of become a calming, reliable ritual each day for me. Every day, there are new and wondrous scenes of wreckage and acne to survey. Maybe it’s close ups of her hair extensions, maybe it’s her dropping her chain smoking toddler as she mis-judges her ability to shovel fried corn syrup into her head and hold up a child at the same time. I, personally, have written several letters to her suggesting she recite a monologue by Ophelia from Hamlet so I also like to see if she takes my suggestion each day. Nothing yet but I am not giving up hope.
According to TMZ.com she parked her car in a handicapped zone while tanning in some crap LA strip mall tanning salon and over the weekend she went chandelier shopping and left the kids in the car in the company of the court appointed monitor. That’s what quality time is when you’re Jayden James and Sean Preston. Mind you, it WAS a chandelier she was after so I sort of think that's understandable. Food; absolutely not. Massive, probably totally classless gaudy light fixture for her Mc Mansion; totally fine.
There’s no more anyone can gather from this pattern. She’s letting it all hang out and she’s wandering around doing whatever the hell she wants and really, no one can stop her. After all, when you can spend over a hundred thousand dollars a month on entertainment for yourself – why bother washing your face? [source] [source]
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