Monday, November 05, 2007

Speaking of women who in showbiz who are consciously dealing with the ups and downs of balancing career and family – Christina Aguilera has finally FINALLY confirmed that, yes, she’s freaking pregnant. Christina Aguilera’s pregnancy is like Tom Cruise or Anderson Cooper’s sexuality. In fact, judging by J Lo’s reluctance to confirm her pregnancy it would seem that allowing people to know that you’re pregnant if you’re a pop star is on par with allowing people to know you’re gay if you have to be an alpha male on TV or the silver screen.

It seems to just boil down to business. It can be as plain as the nose on your face but if it’s not officially confirmed then there is this entire genre of people who will refuse to believe it in the fly over states who simply pay for tickets and CDs.

Why doesn’t Aguilera just work through her pregnancy? There’s got to be an untapped demographic of people who find it hot when a pregnant pop star runs through the dance moves on stage using only her arms while standing still and wearing a backbrace. I think it would be wise and appropriate to write a letter suggesting that. I shall begin immediately with my swan’s feather and parchment. [source]

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