Friday, December 01, 2006

While the Germans gave us Nazism and are more or less to blame for relentlessly forcing the rest of the world to acknowledge a link between fecal matter, sex and mastication they're not always the doyens of instant nausea they appear so effortlessly to be.

Genius German scientists are making cultural amends on behalf of their country by pioneering the notion of a spray-on condom that will potentially do away with all the difficult aspects of your regular garden variety condom but will retain the same level of protection against disease and pregnancy. That means a reality free of ill-fitting sensation killers and little packets vulnerable to exploitation by pin weilding baby hungry footballer's wives is closer than ever before.
There's nothing that realising you're a little nauseating on an international level won't cure.

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