Tuesday, December 12, 2006

While erecting a Christmas tree shaped like a phallus in a position in your home in suburban Yorkshire where most of the neighbours can see it would seem a perfectly reasonable Christmas activity to anyone ELSE, apparently it wasn't necessarily reasonable to the neighbours of good natured larrakin, Alan Parkin, 57. The police put an end to his hilarious pornament-esque approach to celebrating the birth of Christ and a fragment of the dirty aspects of Yorkshire's soul died a little.

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