The Reluctant Whore

Celebrity Madness

Rancid, sexist, asshole Republican frat boys lose suit against Borat. Legal documents of their suit can be found here.

Nicole Ritchie is arrested for DUI. She'd taken a vicodin and had smoked pot but wasn't drunk.

Rosie O'Donnell makes a simplistic joke about how the Chinese media portrayed Danny Devito being drunk on The View. No one laughs because it's a lame joke, local Chinese leaders take official offense.

Courtney Love isn't going into custody.

Tori Spelling has a garage sale.