Rancid, sexist, asshole Republican frat boys lose suit against Borat. Legal documents of their suit can be found here.
Nicole Ritchie is arrested for DUI. She'd taken a vicodin and had smoked pot but wasn't drunk.
Rosie O'Donnell makes a simplistic joke about how the Chinese media portrayed Danny Devito being drunk on The View. No one laughs because it's a lame joke, local Chinese leaders take official offense.
Courtney Love isn't going into custody.
Tori Spelling has a garage sale.