Thursday, December 07, 2006

In her well thought out effort to conceal diamonds no one was even vaguely aware of inside a suitcase , a woman put them inside a rapidly decaying fish.

Her rationale was simple: if her luggage smelled like a rotting fish no one at immigration in Moscow airport would want to examine her baggage because it would seem unpleasant to do so. After all, the only people immigration officials look for are clean and pleasant smelling not the filthy, sweating, rancid smelling, obviously suspcious ones who look like they have something to hide.
Because, what could be more inocuous than the smell of a rotting fish?

One question remains: why is this woman not working in British television?

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