Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Safety matches, it appears, are not as safe as their name hints. At least, they were unsafe enough to cause a plane to land immediately when a woman farted in the cabin and lit one to cover up the stench.

A woman farts so she lights a match. Consequently an aircraft makes an emergency landing, the FBI are called, 99 passengers are evacuated and questioned, the PR department of the Nashville Airport are required to craft a statement for the media. Everything is cleared up, everyone goes on their way.

Seems like a very calm way to start the day.

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