The Reluctant Whore

Deer hunter Rick Lisko of Wisconsin went hunting and three deer ran in front of his truck. Two got away but sadly, the third was hit and it died. When he examined the deer he hit he found it more or less had 7 legs and male and female genitals. Were the other two deer just leading this strange deer variant to its death for their own amusement? Of course they were. It was classic high school bullying and this time it went too far.

Best quote ever:

"And by the way, I did eat it," Lisko said. "It was tasty."

What does this prove? It proves that even if you're a hermaphrodite amorphic blob who looks more or less unlike everyone else on the outside - on the inside you'll probably taste just like everyone else.