Today is pretty damned slow by the way. There’s the earnest, freaked out potential marriage between Jennifer Aniston and maybe John Mayer – not sure if he knows about how he’s getting married yet, more celeb pictures of the Brangelina Messianic Wonder Twins, Paris Hilton; I already wrote about that, Anderson Cooper adequately and brilliantly tore apart the show “’Living Lohan” on Live with Regis and Kelly, some guy is in some movie - with and without pants, Ryan Phillippe is damned hot, Mary-Kate is taking rational legal advice. I’m sort of tired but I’m seeing a play at McCaren Park tonight and need to get through the gym. That’s about it. I mean, I ate Korean for lunch…what else? It’s hot. Oh God. Stop.