Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Tara Reid doesn’t give up, you have to give her that. Whether she’s trying to be an actress, trying to sell her dwindling celebrity power to culture starved Australians in the desert or even if she’s just trying to stand up after having pounded down a few dozen shots of shitty, cheap tequila because it’s the only thing you can get at an industry party bar that blocks out reality and doesn’t immediately incriminate you if the police stop your wrecked ass – she never stops aiming for that goal point.

Now she’s released a line of beachwear right at the end of the US summer – what a forward thinker. Look, that's her above - you can tell it's her because she's got that oxycontin look in her dead eyes.

But, even if you will have no real use for beachwear in the coming weeks, why not buy them anyway because after all these aren’t just bikinis, they’re Tara Reid’s bikinis. What exactly does that mean? Well, I’m going to take a wild guess that she had a purely symbolic role in their design but I’d guess her priorities with swimwear include being able to hide the wreckage under her stomach flesh and also I’m guessing the crotch area is extra absorbent in case anything leaks out. Who doesn't have a need for that?

It’s probably hard to tell what might leak out as she probably can’t remember what she shoved in.

Still, if you’re a sucker for a skanky f-list whore and you’re looking for swimwear then finally, here’s something for you. [source]

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