Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Oh good.

Here’s Heidi Montag’s new wondrous single, “Overdosin’”. Isn’t that edgy? She’s used the word “overdose” which could easily refer to ingesting too many intoxicants but when we hear her sing it’s more of a metaphor for how she feels about…..



The amazing thing about this track besides the sheer audacity of its mere existence is that irrespective of the galactic amount of electronic manipulation and tweaking of the noise that comes out of her head so it even vaguely resembled someone singing and actually getting the notes – I can still hear the spoilt, blond, LA, Republican whore-whine.

Who would have thought? You know?

Who would have thought that any evidence of organic humanity would be evident in anything Heidi Montag did? But it’s all there…the entitlement, the self absorbedness, the fear based, parent informed political affiliation, the total willingness to completely wash away anything unique in her character in order to enhance marketability. The resignation to her essential innocuous whoredom.

Thank you Heidi Montag. Thank you for your honesty.

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