While it's unclear how an American company beat the Germans in the invention of a fart filtering pair of underwear - wait, no it isn't - why would the Germans prevent ass based methane from being breathable? - it is reassuring for old people who can't stop farting that a pair of pants will filter away all unpleasantness, effortlessly.Sure the pants look like pant version of a bed cover used to prevent trauma based betwetting among kids but, the peace of mind that comes from knowing the rotting stench of gas that has lingered in the lower intestine of an elderly man with a slow metabolism won't be uncontrollably released into the atmosphere undeniably cancels out any inclination toward vanity.
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