Monday, January 15, 2007

Celebrity Madness

Madonna gets through a television interview in New York and as she drives away she's chased by paparazzi and crazed lunatic fans to the point where she needs to call the police for assistance.

Britney Spears is seen with another guy who looks more or less like her wigger ex-husband minus SO much obvious crippling masculine anxiety and they spend 40,000 bucks on a night in a hotel in Las Vegas.

As part of the Beckham's relocation to LA, Posh arrives at LAX and feigns frustration at the media attention she receives at the airport. Would she literally dissolve and cease to exist if the media weren't there? Only time will tell.

The Golden Globes are tonight.

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