" Oh, I just got stopped because I was smuggling 500 parrots."
And the funny part is that through repetition, 500 parrots becomes one word so, it's more like fivehundredparrots and it also eventually ceases to be about fivehundredparrots. It's more about just this illegal cargo and people file it away at the police station.
But, at the end of the day, he will always get to say the hilarious phrase fivehundredparrots really fast like it's nothing. But, it sure isn't nothing. It's something.