Monday, January 22, 2007

A duck in Florida was shot, obviously knocked unconscious and put in a fridge where it stayed for several days with a broken wing and leg until the owner of the fridge opened the door to find it alive.

It would be strange if that duck did not re-evaluate its life after that; giving up spending money on coke and whores and the like. Surviving being shot and living for days in a dark freezer with no food is an indication that it's time to move on to bigger and better things.

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