Thursday, January 25, 2007

An iguana named Mozart at Aquatopia in Antwerp, Belgium, has had an erection for a week now and so, naturally, biologists have decided to simply amputate his penis. Obvious questions about necessity aside, is Andrea Dworkin in fact, not dead and now moonlighting as a herpetologist in Antwerp?

While it's difficult to confirm or deny that on any real level from reading news reports they do offer up the insight that Mozart, while being filmed by the media, appeared more or less unperturbed by the news that he was to be castrated. Questions remain; has the iguana actually been told? If so, how on earth WAS he told?

And so on...

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