Wednesday, January 24, 2007

In a move that MUST constitute the legal equivalent of check mate for a convicted drug dealer in Saudi Arabia, a judge has ordered that the felon must memorise all 77,000 words of the Koran in six months or he will go to prison for a year.


In doing so he'll more than likely spend so much time in a meditative state that he'll evolve as a human and it'll be like a jail but far more transcendental. Is there anything Sharia law can't do?

Well, apart from the untold horror that is... the horror where women are stoned to death and people lose hands for stealing and everything but this situation really seems like it's win win.

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