Monday, January 29, 2007

So, two things that are equally astounding about the duck that, last week, was shot and knocked unconscious, put in a refridgerator and kept for a few days before it was discovered alive and then taken to the vet:

1) While it was being operated on it died and the vet declared it dead. Then, moments later it came back to life. Everyone involved was understandably astounded. What exactly is this duck meant to be doing with itself that it keeps getting brought back to life? It had better get moving on establishing that cult or inventing that self cleaning set of steak knives. How many more "get out of death free cards" can the universe be expected to doll out before it sees a return on the investment.

2) It's name is Perky. Thank you middle class repression for that understatement.

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