Tuesday, October 02, 2007
There’s so much happening but when you actually look at it, it’s not really anything at all. The Eva Longoria sex tape turned out to be fake – as I said it was going to be yesterday. There’s no sex between Longoria and anyone. It’s just a hilarious satire. I’m dying. Again, I’m actually really dying because this is so unbelievably dull I think I have wilted due to the ennui and when I fell, I fell on some scissors that were pointing up from the ground beneath me.
Ok, not really – I just wanted to say ennui. But, see how the word ennui is more interesting than the fake Eva Longoria sex tape?
One of the worst things that can happen in the world is cheap writers writing bad sketch comedy. It’s never ok. NEVER. Never ok. [source]