Monday, October 29, 2007

New reports suggest that, after a hearing in court with Federline on Friday, Britney Spears immediately went out, met up with pro-footballer Tony Romo of the Dallas Cowboys and went to a club. People Magazine reported this yesterday and they seem to be going to great pains to make it all seem really normal and ok.

"[Spears] walked around the restaurant into the lounge where she met up with some people," an observer tells PEOPLE. "She didn't eat or drink ...[It] seemed like she was rounding up people to go [out]. She was very friendly and smiley, in and out."

Oh please, let’s take a wild assed guess as to what actually transpired that night. It’s a given that at some point she took off her clothes, flirted antagonistically with a cute gay man who giggled at how much of an anecdote this would be at work in the shop the next day, danced on table tops with torn panties at her ankles and then puked all over herself in the bathroom. while it's not as likely, we can also entertain the notion that a portion of the vomit remained in her hair and on her left cheek for several hours causing some kind of chemical reaction with her exentions and a rash on her cheek which she scrubbed foundation into to cover it up.

Incidentally, I’ve been forcibly checked out of everything for the past three weeks and part of that meant that I’ve missed out on a lot of what happened to Brit. Checking in now, however, just confirmed my suspicion that you can actually check in and out as you please with the Brit-meister and the deal never really changes. It’s always the same dynamic; something totally understandable happens like state intervention into her status as a parent and she reacts by doing something ludicrous like shoveling botulinum toxin into her lips or guzzling lighter fluid while giggling maniacally and galloping round a field pretending to be a horse. [source]

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