Monday, November 10, 2008

Aspiring model, musician, illuminati and probably closeted homosexual Machiavellian celebrity dater Justin Gaston just signed a deal to model for Cavalli which means the time he’s spent “dating” 15 year old tooth centric tween product Miley Cyrus has really started to pay off. Let’s also remember that she is actually still 15 and will remain so until November 23. He is not 15. He is 19. Apparently. He’ll now be appearing in ads with Kate Moss. It’s an interesting choice when you consider that fashion models are, if they’re already famous, useful for bringing something of their own character to the brand they’re wearing. In this case it would seem to be opportunistic narcissist pederast – something I guess Cavalli feels it’s missing. [source]

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