Thursday, July 31, 2008

Guy Ritchie is probably unhinged. That’s the case if you spend a while really obsessing over his latest set of comments about sugar and you really need to believe in something.

Following on from speculation that Guy Ritchie and Madonna are getting a divorce after her tour ends in November, Ritchie was quoted as saying:

"Sugar kills. Think of the calories in sugar. Fat kills more people than anything else. Sugar is responsible for a lot of deaths, arguably more than crack cocaine"

And when you consider that Madonna’s latest album is called ‘Hard Candy’ – it’s not hard to create some kind of drama. For example, is Guy Ritchie sending out signs that he is trapped inside a loveless sham of a marriage with a frightening, frightening woman who could kick his talent drained ass in a second with one eyelash bat? Maybe so. Is the only way Guy Ritchie can communicate with the outside world about his crippling fear of Madonna through code? More than likely. Is Madonna aware of this code-like language that Guy Ritchie has adopted? Of course, she can smell fear and read minds.

Ritchie then went on to say:

"My marriage is fine as far as I'm aware of."

Apart from the fact that he really didn't need to use the last "of" - this could very well actually be a lie. So, there you have it. Poor Guy Ritchie is about to crack. Or already has. We probably won’t know any more REALLY until November unless we read the signs. Signs that he is probably, maybe, definitely trying to give us. [source]

1 comment:

fiona peel said...

i think lock stock and snatch were quite good films, maybe escaping the Maddonnatron would allow Guy to rediscover his talent and he'll be fine, maybe even better off, without her. Or alternatively, maybe she drains his talent intraveniously at night to mix with the syringed vitality of young, stolen, orphans in order to feed her voracious ego driven image. he'd be stuffed if he was cut off from her income then. either could be right