Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Even WITH news that Janice Dickinson may or may not have flashed a pilot on a private flight…yawn…I have to admit it, today is a rancidly slow celebrity idiot newsday.

I guess that’s why People is running a story about K-Fed playing golf and not doing anything.

He turned up to play in the Ryan Sheckler's X Games Celebrity Skins Classic, outside L.A because, he’s what? A Celebrity Skin? He’s certainly TOUCHED celebrity skin but as for being it, that’s another story.

People Magazine even asked him what he’d been up to and he said:
"Been having a good summer, I can't complain."

I suppose that IS true though. It would have been a good summer for someone who could actually sustain a lifestyle by merely not being seen anywhere so he looked likes the better parent by comparison. He’s just secured shitloads of money for ages now that he has custody of the Spears kids so life is looking fine for the Fed-Ex.

So, yes, that’s true. K-Fed hasn’t done anything nor was he REALLY doing anything at the time this story was put together but that shouldn’t stop a national mainstream celebrity magazine from covering his latest move. But hang on, isn’t he meant to be a rapper or something? Quick, let’s find out about that!

"I don't know, I'm going to make everybody wait on that," Federline said. "I'm not revealing any work strategy right now."

Wow, everyone certainly WILL have to wait. SHIT! So, in conclusion: literally nothing at all. Thank GOD it’s online and in magazines. I would never have known otherwise. [source]

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