This is a real gem. In Touch Weekly is running a hard hitting cover story that proves once and finally for god damned all that Tom Cruise really is straight. Wow, I’m totally sold.
Any minute now, In Touch will also come out with an exclusive about something that’s actually true about the Cruise/ Holmes compound where they got exclusive access to Katie’s wing of the house or photographs of an ultra sound showing that Katie is pregnant again or some other crap about Cruise’s movie “Valkyrie”.
Apart from some internal PR deal and exclusivity agreement, there is absolutely no other reason why a magazine would bother running this story. [source]
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