Not to be outdone by fellow popwreck Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan is crawling out of her fragile shop focused existence to release another album. The New York Post speculates that the album will be called Nobody’s Angel and that the only real reason it is being made is because Lohan is contractually bound to it.
Brit’s album seemed to work because buying the album was the public’s natural next step after having watched the constant car wreck that is Britney Spears coupled with the fact that the music is essentially addictive because the producers who worked on it did a top notch job of making something out of whatever Britney belched into the microphone during her random moments in the studio.
With Lohan, there hasn’t been a constant supply of horrifying mess to stare at for months – we only have the memory of her reckless driving from months ago. That’s not really enough for the public to base unquestioning adoration on. Consequently, she might have to actually show up and create something for it to work. In fact, if she does manage to show up and create something with a bit of human resonance in it, Lohan could very well qualify for gay diva status and that would be saying something at her age.
All you have to do to be a gay diva is have a career, run off the rails and have a complete breakdown and then climb back and sing a victory anthem. This period of time will be interesting for historians to look at, I think. With completely psychotic mega ego twentysomething women releasing albums in between having their lived documented as they relentlessly throw everything up. [source]
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