Rush and Molloy and TMZ.com have published some top notch, not absolutely confirmed rumours about Britney Spears including the fact that she’s pregnant with producer J R Rotem, which technically was first reported by In Touch today. When you combine it with details about her alleged sex toy/bondage room and the fact that she’s bickering with Kevin Federline about visitation issues it looks like a three dimensional prism of geniusness.
And sure, the sex toy room story may not be true but then completely substantiated rumors count as fact when it comes to Brit primarily because there are too many to really fact check and they pop up so fast that every day there’s a new and exciting set of stories to behold. Who has the time or the attention span to weed through every Britney rumour every day? Not me.
Usually you get a driving through red light/bad mother story OR a sex scandal/body shock story OR a legal battle story but you never really get all three at once.
And the thing is, originally, I thought J R Rotem was that coke snorting star fucker Scott Storch so you can imagine how excited I was initially. I nearly smashed the hell out of my face as I threw my head against the wall trying to understand just how all encompassing that was. Of course, then I realized it wasn’t Scott Storch, it was that other guy so that was a tense moment in the office this morning.
Still, it’s nice that Britney may be pregnant because everything with her suggests clarity and maternal instinct. Even when saying that sarcastically it just feels empty.
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