Tuesday, November 13, 2007



Courtney Love went to Kate Moss’ house to consider buying it – because that’s what celebrities do, they buy and sell houses to each other. This starts out like a lovely little fairy tale, doesn’t it? Imagine if you will, a sparkling clear headed, fresh faced little Courtney Love skipping along the path to her dear little friend, Kate Moss’ house bringing with her some tea and crumpets. There’s sparkling sun and raindrops on roses and freaking whiskers on god damned kittens and the mountains are strangely perfectly round and one dimensional. A gay cat lives next door and whistles out to say hello.

Then everything goes horribly wrong.
After looking at Moss’ home, Courtney Love backed the hell out of there saying the home was too “depressing” and “a mess” and therefore not worth the 7 million dollar price tag.
I’m interested in what actually constitutes a mess for Courtney Love. Who knows, maybe not much does. Maybe she’s a total neat freak at home who lives in constant dirt inspired tension. Outside the home however, she lets out all her dirt fear. It’s an equation she’s come to work with.There are many possible scenarios here. Ultimately, I always expected Kate Moss to eventually resemble one of the women from Grey Gardens. [source]

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