The Reluctant Whore

Dr। Jan Adams, the uncertified plastic surgeon who performed the final procedure on Donda West, Kanye West’s mother during which she died, appeared on Larry King. He was there to talk about the fact that she died during the procedure and to address the fact that he has had 11 malpractice suits against him. Sounds reasonable enough, especially seeing as Kanye West is so popular.

So, then he walks off in the middle of the interview saying that he’s refusing to answer questions. Which really begs the question; what the fuck are you doing on Larry King, Dr. Adams? I mean, you don’t just walk onto Larry King anytime you want to chat with someone about something. You have to get your head together and talk with King’s producers and come up with your legal angle with your lawyer and rehearse how you’re going to address the tough questions. It’s an intense public statement to make.

This leads me to confirm my initial belief that, in addition to psychologists who appear on television talk shows, plastic surgeons are the sparkling narcissist celebrities of the medical profession.

Dr. Adams, if he actually were a certified plastic surgeon, would therefore probably fit that description. Seeing as he’s not, it really just makes him a tired, attention whore asshole.

It’s like Elaine Stritch said, “Get off the stage and stop WASTING my time…”