A shrill conspiracy theorist from a group called The Resistance, Mark Dice has said, in a statement directed towards rapper Fitty Cent:"It is time for 50 Cent to be a man of his word, and retire. The world will be a better place when this satanic piece of filth retires and stops making music."
I also love how it’s made to seem like The Resistance isn’t just one rambling kid working out of his parent’s basement.
Regardless, Dice is of course, referring to the fact that Fitty Cent claimed he would not work on any more solo albums if he sold less albums than Kanye West as they both released albums on Sept 11 of this year. Fitty lost not just in the US but in every country on Earth except for New Zealand.
It’s for that reason that being called a “Satanic piece of filth” by a paranoid freak Christian group couldn’t come at a better time for Fitty Cent. His album sales could actually climb as a result of this. Kids love buying music by people their parents don’t approve of so a banning is always a good thing. Although, actually, The Resistance is a freaking weird assed paranoid cult group. If you go to their site here, you can see Mark Dice mouthing off all over the place. I mean, you’ve got to be a freak to seriously use the word Satan in a sentence as you actually try and have someone banned but these people at The Resistance are tapped into a little of everything; there’s Fitty Cent, 9/11 was an inside job, Paris Hilton going to jail party…all the top quality conspiracy and conservative outrage topics.
Not sure how many parents would actually listen to Mark Dice but still, kudos to Fitty Cent for this. He’s a douche bag but inspiring someone to want you banned is a true honor so congrats. [source]
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