Fresh from the school of thought that brought you Paris Hilton’s empty pet food can on eBay for 50 bucks comes Lindsay Lohan’s totaled Mercedes for sale. For a mere $110,000 anyone can own the still wrecked car that Lindsay Lohan drove and crashed on Sunset Boulevard last May. Here’s the weird thing about Lohan – the "wrecked" part of her car is what sustains its value - just like Lohan herself really.
It’s no wonder she’d been charging around like an intoxicated bull in a china shop until this recent stint in rehab. It’s really what’s getting her work these days.
Why are so many people selling ludicrously overpriced junk at the moment? There’s the 25,000 dollar dessert, the 1000 dollar bagel and then of course everything else that came before yesterday as well. Those two were just from yesterday. There’s literally no reason why anyone needs to pay 110,000 dollars for a totaled car – unless they’re a coke addict and think there could be Bolivian marching powder still stuck in the upholstery. Yeah, that’s got to be it. It’s either coke in the upholstery or it’s meant for some Texan, Las Vegasian insane purchase collector. You know, those freaks that buy the grilled cheese sandwich that has the Virgin Mary’s face in it for 10,000 bucks and then they put it in Perspex and people flock to see it during which time they spend all their money on poker machines. [source]
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