The Reluctant Whore

People reports that Britney has not shown up for 8 of the 14 drug tests she was meant to show up for and that means that her records show she failed 8 drug tests. She’s apparently not been answering her phone when they call her to arrange for the tests.
The judge presiding over the case said that he doesn’t think being asked to show up for drug tests is an entirely difficult thing to do and so Britney’s lawyer Ann Kiley turned around and literally said:

“But you're not a pop star with a No. 1 album to promote."

Firstly, in LA that may not be true. Secondly, is Britney still hiring random freaks off the street to hang out with her and be her friend under the premise of them being an employee? Remember the whole scenario with the nanny hiring where it was clear she was just wanting to hang out with people so she decided to hire people. What actual lawyer would say that to a judge?

Especially when you consider that not only is it pretty clear that Britney isn’t actually promoting her album at all due to the fact that she’s not anywhere besides tanning salons and chain restaurants in strips malls all over LA, but she was also asked by Ryan Seacrest on the day her album came out what she was planning to do in terms of promotions and she flat out said she wasn’t planning anything.

Because that’s what you do when you release an album, you just let it go. Let it blend out there into the ether organically. That’s totally how it works – or could work. In Britney’s utopia. Of course, in Britney’s utopia children change color to match your outfit and you can switch them off when you’re bored.

They’re having another parenting hearing on Nov 26 which means that we’ll all have to sit back and take in the usual line up of Britney madness with no real legal change until then. That’s sort of the next chapter, really. It’ll be a lovely Thanksgiving treat. [source]