The New York Post reports that George Clooney and Fabio, the ex-Mills and Boone novel cover model (!) got into a brawl in a restaurant in Los Angeles restaurant Madeo because Clooney asked one of Fabio’s rent-a-harem to stop taking photos of him or near him or something. It seems unlikely that a celebrity like Clooney would be able to envision a photographer taking shots near him that weren’t of him so let’s assume that was the gist of where Clooney was coming from. 
Apart from the drag level hilariousness of a slapdown (or really anything at all, come to think of it) involving Fabio, Madeo would have been a real vacuum of macho extravagance – so much so that I wouldn’t have been surprised if every other man and lesbian in the place had fainted from having all their masculine powers sucked up as the two super powers battled it out in front of civilians. The interesting part is that those civilians had no idea of the implications of that battle. It was old and c-list verses newer and a-list. No one man could stand to not have all the male power in the room and so they drew their swords and declared pistols at dawn. Except not at dawn. It was more immediate than that.
How unfortunate that this slap down wasn’t being promoted by someone in Las Vegas. This would have been a far more interesting fight than the ludicrous one between Kid Rock and Tommy Lee. What a joke that was. Come on – there could be a series of them. Ashley Tilsdale and Vanessa Hudgens, Bill O’Reilly and Keith Olbermann, a wild boar with rabies and Spencer Pratt…the whole thing writes itself.
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Apart from the drag level hilariousness of a slapdown (or really anything at all, come to think of it) involving Fabio, Madeo would have been a real vacuum of macho extravagance – so much so that I wouldn’t have been surprised if every other man and lesbian in the place had fainted from having all their masculine powers sucked up as the two super powers battled it out in front of civilians. The interesting part is that those civilians had no idea of the implications of that battle. It was old and c-list verses newer and a-list. No one man could stand to not have all the male power in the room and so they drew their swords and declared pistols at dawn. Except not at dawn. It was more immediate than that.
How unfortunate that this slap down wasn’t being promoted by someone in Las Vegas. This would have been a far more interesting fight than the ludicrous one between Kid Rock and Tommy Lee. What a joke that was. Come on – there could be a series of them. Ashley Tilsdale and Vanessa Hudgens, Bill O’Reilly and Keith Olbermann, a wild boar with rabies and Spencer Pratt…the whole thing writes itself.
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