Even though the entire Eliot Spitzer hooker scandal thing has blown up about as much as could really mean anything – at least as far as ex-Governor Eliot Spitzer’s political career is concerned – and let’s face it, that’s the reason it blew up in the first place; because he was unpopular and was taken down, it’s good to know that the New York Post is still happy as hell to give front page real estate to the news that there was another hooker the ex-Governor hooked up with. Get it? Busted? Cause she's got busts! It's still not as good as their headline "Headless Body in Topless Bar!"
Anyway, this one’s name is Kristin Davis (not the same one from Sex and the City but seeing as she’s just had her own sex scandal this is sort of a random kick in the injured ribs while she’s down for Charlotte York – and she didn’t even DO anything) and she thankfully, actually looks like a tramp assed, vamped up ho.
High class hookers are all so hell bent on looking like actual women at the moment (I love how I’m saying that with all this conviction when in reality, what the hell would I know?) and it’s just not interesting. I mean, the other one looked like an Aaron Spelling extra and confirming that is the news that Tina Fey wants her on 30 Rock but just can’t figure out where she is.
So, Kristin Billie Davis is a Jayne Mansfield looking white trash California hooker who owned Wicked Models and who raked in 2 million bucks last year whoring girls out. She’s also a hard worker herself because apparently she actually “serviced” the ex-Governor herself.
What a trooper. She went in there and when her stable of girls weren’t around or up for it she stepped up to the plate and took one for the team herself. There looks like there’s so much silicone in that ho that she could feasibly had detached something and gone back to the office to do data entry and listen to lite jazz while Spitz demanded his high maintenance regular.
Whatever the hell that was.
It was probably just something to do with socks, feet and his prostate. He’s not German after all so the whole fecal thing is out. Well, at least we can safely assume it’s out until someone else comes forward. Some buxom Frau with huge, Danish shaped hair who worked for a Euro outfit that services Spitz on European trips or something. By then his only employment options will be the Church. Just like McGreevey. [source]
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