The Reluctant Whore

A preview for Repo – the craptastic rock opera type thing that Paris Hilton and Paul Sorvino are in has finally been leaked onto the internet and boy does it look extra special. It’s sort of like “Spawn” meets “Little Shop of Horrors” meets “The Wizard of Oz” meets the mid nineties in general. Well, the early to mid nineties but especially completely contrived greed based Goth styling from someone like Marilyn Manson.

In this scene, Paris Hilton walks in looking like a dominatrix flops about a bit talking with some guy and a whole lot of extras…oh whatever.

Paris Hilton can, at best, hope for a Joan Collins type career at this point and this is the right way to go about it. Repo will be essentially panned by the press for being lame but some people will probably like it. I actually think there is a breed of 15 year old gay boy who is completely isolated in the mid west who probably loves Paris Hilton and so that will keep her afloat. As we know, her biggest mistake was talking after she got out of prison so anything that brings her into the public eye from now on will essentially just rehash that moment she failed everyone as the ephemeral zeitgeist and she’ll be doomed to that fate. Whenever it gets tough, she’ll just fall back on her old pain reducer habit of dressing up and going out to spend money which is essentially why America loves her in the first place. No matter what she does, America will never love Paris Hilton as much as they did the moment she was in jail.